Great moments from film

Smoke, directed by Wayne Wang
Auggie's Christmas story, part 2 of 2

Great moments from film

Smoke, directed by Wayne Wang
Auggie's Christmas story, part 1 of 2

The Royal Wedding Again, Again

Thought I'd celebrate the Royal wedding in my own way and create this. Oh, if only it existed in the real world.

The Luckiest People on Earth

A lot of the train ones look very suspicious to me, but the others are quite remarkable. Love the driver of the car at 5:40 who refuses to risk scratching his windscreen on the barrier, despite the train hurtling towards his offside rear at 100mph

The Royal Wedding Again

I'm squeezing my forefinger and thumb together very very hard right now. You can't see me, of course, but this is how much I care about the Royal wedding.

Sorry

Apologies to all the readers of this blog - yes, all three of you - for the lack of posts over the weekend, but I've been very busy.

Normal crap should be resumed Tuesday.

The Friday Link

Link to tumblr blog, My Parents Were Awesome

The Royal Wedding

Really, honestly, this forthcoming event evokes very similar emotions to those I felt when I took a swig from the carton of milk in the fridge the other day and realised too late that it had turned to cottage cheese.

You're Fattist! No, YOU'RE Fattest!

I was enjoying the sun yesterday, walking around the market in just jeans and a light, short-sleeve shirt. Unfortunately I caught my reflection on more than one occasion, in the shop windows as I passed, and couldn't help but wonder when it was I'd eaten the whole of a shetland pony.

Conclusion: I'm fattest, but I'm also fattist.

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Is THIS the world's most pretentious blog?

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